by Jessica | Mar 29, 2016 | Tea Thoughts
It’s the comeback edition of Tea Thoughts! If, like the main character of Netflix’s Flaked, you’ve got a platitude problem, I have the remedy: Tea Thoughts. Tea Thoughts is my take on Yogi Tea’s tea tag inspirational quotes. If you know me, I...
by Jessica | Aug 19, 2014 | Tea Thoughts
Here’s a Tea Thought inspired by the saying “You have the same number of hours in a day as Beyoncé.” I like this take: “Maybe Beyoncé does her own laundry, but I fucking doubt it. There are two hours right there that she has that I do...
by Jessica | Aug 12, 2014 | Tea Thoughts
Go against the grain. Be a rebel. Dare to dream your dreamy dream dreams. Reach for the rainbows and follow the shiny stars of your heart hopes. Just stay away from GMO’s in your journey and you’ll be all the better to do bold things, namely waking up to...
by Jessica | Jun 24, 2014 | Humor, Tea Thoughts
This week’s Tea Thought was inspired by one of my favorite comedians and comedy writers, John Oliver. Oliver, host of the HBO news satire show “Last Week Tonight” and World Cup fan, has been ripping the FIFA a new one over it’s eh em, alleged,...
by Jessica | Jun 3, 2014 | Tea Thoughts
Today’s tea thought is me making fun of myself upon rising this morning. I woke up this morning and actually thought the words “attack the day” to myself. Then I thought, “Really Jessica? Attack the day?” I love that phrase as much as I...
