by Jessica | Apr 8, 2014 | Humor
Tea Thoughts by Jessica M.H. Smith #13: You conscience is your mind’s bouncer for bad ideas. Let’s make a list. If your conscience is your mind’s bouncer for bad ideas, what doesn’t make it into the club of good ideas?
by Jessica | Apr 7, 2014 | Humor, Quotes
She said this to John today. Welcome back to Things We Said, quotes from the Smith family domestic life. The only thing John and I love more than teasing each other is making fun of ourselves, which I did when I said this to him. I love the news, and I can’t...
by Jessica | Apr 1, 2014 | Humor
Tea Thoughts by Jessica M.H. Smith, Final Four edition. To quote one of my favorite billboards, “Yesterday you said tomorrow.” Make a shot.
by Jessica | Mar 11, 2014 | Humor
Intuition is, in fact your friend. Just this week my gut gave me an “I told you so.” So listen up! If you are pathologically unaware of your bad decisions, you may have intuition perception disorder. I’m available as a life chaperone. It’s like...
by Jessica | Mar 8, 2014 | Humor
I love hearing you smile. Ohmygosh, babe, even your smile is loud. She said this to John today. Welcome back to Things We Said, quotes from the Smith family domestic life. Anyone who knows John knows he’s loud. Like, not pathologically loud. He would never get...
by Jessica | Mar 4, 2014 | Humor
Maybe if I composted my jokes, they’d laugh. (This joke is kind of Jainist, which is about as niche as you can get, I think.)
