by Jessica | Mar 4, 2014 | Humor
Maybe if I composted my jokes, they’d laugh. (This joke is kind of Jainist, which is about as niche as you can get, I think.)
by Jessica | Feb 27, 2014 | Humor, Writing
Sometimes you just need to incarnate some tongue-in-cheek self help. Here are my favorite props for self motivation. I once had one of these in my purse (just in case), and gave it to someone at a bar who said something really rad. I put these around my desk when I...
by Jessica | Feb 26, 2014 | Words
Today’s Word Wednesday is effulgence, a sort of opposite of last week’s choice, penumbra. I should mention I was watching Big Fish last week, and there’s a scene where Danny DeVito, a circus ringmaster, announces the entrance of a circus performer, a giant...
by Jessica | Feb 25, 2014 | Humor
by Jessica | Feb 22, 2014 | Quotes
A lot of people have told me I’m weird, but I know I’m f*cking awesome….if you don’t like my work, you can always go watch ‘Two & a Half Men.’ -Nick Offerman’s answer to a question about how to respond to people who think...